Second I have an angel that is always putting thoughts in my head about moral law and God's righteousness
Third I get prophetic dreams every single night
Fourth I have the ability to communicate with God through bibliomancy and my predictions are always accurate
Five God warns me about bad influences and people in my life
Six I entered into a convenant of peace with God that makes me immune to emotional and psychological turmoil
Seven God reversed the aging process for me and promised me long life and health in my body if I study his word
Eight God gave me a magic formula for prospering in everything that I do and underatke
Nine I am rewarded for obedience but not punished for disobedience
Ten I get justice from the Lord everywhere that I go when anyone wrongs me
Eleven God puts anybody in my life that I want in my life even at their expense or sacrifice
Twelve I get to work at a job that I love and do things that I love all day long… while others are cleanig toilets or collecting garbage
Thirteen I am a very confident, bold and eloquent speaker and never have difficulty expressing myself
Suggestion:
"Pride goeth before destruction, And a haughty spirit before a fall." – Proverbs 16:18
Maybe you should pay heed to your Bible, before you get yourself into trouble, oh-so-special one.

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God has given me prophetic dreams and visions too, and has blessed me. I have also had many miracles in my life. God is a God of love and Mercy. God bless.
Maybe you are just a stand up person and deserve all the good that comes to you. Or Satan is trying to trick you. I'd go with you being a deserving person though. Maybe.