What Do You Think of Arranged Marriages?

A middle aged man's parents tried to marry him off. They were told by the person doing the arranging that he would have to settle for what he could get given his age. At the introduction the mother whispered….look at the state of her, she's skelly eyed,knock kneed and she's got buck teeth. The arranger says. There's no need to whisper, she's also deaf.

Suggestion:

I like the idea of arranged marriages because it guarantees a bloke a burd, and a burd a bloke, and it guarantees c ock and c unt respectively!!

Nothing wrong with that now is there?!

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Made me laugh,,, have you not got celebrating or something else to do..

lol

(ps. i think arranged marriages are fine as long as they are not forced)

next Celtic manager by the sound of it too me….fock the tims…

Poor Alsitair.
At least this one aint made of rubber.

LOL….

lol!

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